I really did want to try and fool the boys today! I even bought oreos with the idea to fill the middle of the cookies with WHITE toothpaste. Can you believe all I have in my house is BLUE toothpaste? Next year I will make sure to have both the oreos and the toothpaste in my house. I did manage to pull a stunt on Ryan--it wasn't the one I wanted to pull on him, but nonetheless he didn't appreciate me texting him that the deep freeze must have busted during the move. The basement had water in a thin layer on the floor, all the cow meat was defrosted and what alerted me to the crisis was the smell of rotting, ocean sea life permeating from my basement. (He adores crab legs and we have several pounds in the freezer at the moment!) I texted this and followed it up with a "JK--Happy April Fools." He sucks the fun out of life and sent me an emoticon of a pile of poop.
Did you even know they have pics of piles of poop? My stupid phone just sends smiley faces and winks. Who knew, right?
Be careful if you text Ryan---you may get a pile of poop.
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