Showing posts with label All About America. Show all posts
Showing posts with label All About America. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

My Fundraising quest: Capeless Crusade

I am the Fundraising Director for our Middle School. The main fundraiser is a Walkathon which we do in the fall. Each kid is asked to get sponsors for them to 'walk.' There were four tiers of donations in which the kids could get free stuff! For $5 a kid got a superhero dum-dum. I made (with the help of some amazing mommies) 1,000 of these suckers! Every Friday the kids who have donated $5.00 or more get their name in a candy drawing. 

You can check out the fun on the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/HHMSPTO/

I made the shirts for J-Bird's teacher! The teachers can win the Superhero shirts. I am enjoying doing Iron-on Vinyl. It makes everyone's day when they get a special t-shirt! This is a good way to see what goes on at the boys school too. You don't have to have a FB account to see everything that goes on at the school. I like this as I don't ever want a FB account again.



The beasts of the Knobs

 

 It is always fun to drive down the road in the Knobs and see the wild life. I still haven't gotten the red fox to stop and pose long enough for me but I did manage to get these deer and these dogs!  We are watching precious 'Tinkerbell' for my Father while he is away in Japan and he requests pictures. Whatever. I figured I'd add her to the blog too. She is an attention whore, but in a different kind of way than Special K!



Saturday, July 8, 2017

Placing a cheap Place, Show, Win Bet at Churchill Downs

 Okay, so we went to Churchill Downs when our Rose Hill family came to visit. I'm not going to lie....I truly like watching the horses and the thrill of placing a bet! I won't go too often as I'm already I may gamble away our house. HOWEVER, I usually place $.50 to $2.00 on a bet. I'm not losing the big bucks any time soon.

I usually place a $2.00 bet for a Win, Place or Show. This means whatever horse I select has to come in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place. This is a total of a $6.00 bet. I usually let the Jedi Knights pick a horse and place money for them to. Obe Wan is more cautious with my money whereas the J-Bird would bet the car! Apparently, I was feeling brave. I was going to up my bet to $20 TOTAL dollars! I told the lady at the gambling window---$20 Place/Show/Win for #3. He was picked to win and the odds were 2/1. She tells me my total will be $60. WWWWWWHAT? Yep, when you say $20 it means across the board unless you specify differently.



You can only imagine how intent on that race I was. WOWZERS. #3 stayed in the last freaking place till 2 seconds before the race was over and pulled ahead and won it all. DARN. Why didn't I bet $1000????

I won back all my expenses for the day, including lunch and the general admission tickets. All in all a valuable lesson was learned. I had a good, no great, day at the tracks!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Special K does not like fireworks!

One year ago Special K was okay with the fireworks. This year Not SO MUCH. It is horrible. The fireworks make her shake something fierce. I will stay inside with her tonight. Poor thing.

God Bless America.
God Bless the freedom we have in this nation.
God Bless our government and our elected officials.
God Bless the Veterans who have fought for us.

And God Bless the Fireworks companies who make me want to blow up my money.

Happy 4th of July 2017!

Friday, March 10, 2017

Molly Pitcher is a G.I. Joe in the Revolutionary Era

So....I love costumes. I love dressing up. I think every month should have a Halloween Day where you can dress up! If only....

So, I tell my boys teachers, if you have a lesson plan and you want someone to visit from your lesson plans circa 1800s, 1900s, etc. I'm there. I will sew a costume. I will research the person. I will reenact. It is so much fun. They truly think I'm kidding and let the opportunity escape them.

Ms. America as MTLincoln
I think I badgered Obe Wan's teachers so much that she took pity on me and allowed me into the classroom. I became Molly Pitcher. She gave me the option of Molly or Abigial Adams. Psheesh. No way was I doing a President's Wife....I have already done Mary Todd Lincoln enough times....  This is me on February 20 for President's Day. I went to the elementary school and read "Mr. Lincoln's Whiskers" by Karen B. Winnick. Great book, but wanted something a bit fresh....

So, I decided to research Molly Pitcher. What an adventure this turned out to become! She isn't really real. WHAT?!?! Yep, she is thought to be one person, but is actually three....

I compiled research from places. I didn't keep track, so I apologize, as there isn't a Works Cited page. I am stating this upfront, so please check your own sources if you do a research paper on her. This is my speech. It is rough as I did a lot of adlib as I went. I rehearsed about a million times and got it down to around 25 minutes. I changed my voice and accent each time. It was a lot of fun!


Hello! I'd like to introduce myself to you, I'm Mary Ludwig Hays. I was born in October of 1754 in Trenton NJ. Man, I hated school and I just downright hated being proper. I started sneaking out of school and hanging out with the boys. They taught me to smoke and to chew tobaky. I learned a whole new language from them and started using words not proper to a lady--so I'll say excuse me in advance as I just can't help meself. I got myself in a bad way, so I had to quick like marry the babies dad, William Hays, the town barber. He knew he was gonna be shamed, so he enlisted as a gunner in the Continental Army under Captain Francis Proctor--a descent of William Proctor. I weren't gonna leave my man by himself, so me and the babe went with him. We traveled all over the damn country--me with the babes and helping take care of the men. We were under the direction of General George Washington. Us women, we did the washing, mending and all the cooking. They was princes even on the road and I didn't right care for that, but the women in charge of us, some women who thought she was better than all of us, Martha Washington, since her husband was the general, she told me it was best for me to run off some of my attitude hauling the pitcher of water to the men. I'd fill up me pitcher and haul it up and down the line. It was the beginning of May when we were under fire--it was Monmouth, NJ and it was hotter than hell. We were on our 60th day of over 100 degree heat. The men kept yelling, Molly Pitcher. I'd no more get down to one side of the men and give them a drink, then I'd hear Molly Pitcher--damn men didn't even remember my name--MARY! I'd throw some water on the cannons to keep them cool, when I noticed down the line, William, had done gone and passed out! Holy hell. I ran down to his gun, I figured he'd get his sorry ass up, but the damn British had to go.  I started loading the cartridge with powder to shove in the cannon when I felt my skirt lifting off the ground, what the h***, I looked down expecting to sock some men in the face, when I realized a cannon had whizzed right between my legs. Thankfully it didn't go any higher, and I went right back to work. Another Sergeant witnessed the cannon between my legs and recorded it in his journal. We didn't win the Battle of Monmouth, we lost more damn men, around 153 to only 16 being actually injured. Thanks to my wuss of a husband, William and I went home. 44 years after the war was concluded I was awarded $40 annual pension for my contributions to the war. Who would have thought I'd have money and even a statue with my name Molly Pitcher underneath it in
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Ms. America as Molly Pitcher--Having fun with PhotoShop!
Hello--I'd like to introduce myself to you, my name is Margaret Corbin. My husband, John, and myself enlisted in the 1st Company of the Pennsylvania Artillery under the direction of Captain Francis Proctor who was lead by one of the greatest men in history, General George Washington. I did not want my husband to fight alone, and since we didn't have any children, I also dawned a uniform and fought right beside my husband. I was a trained nurse and found myself on the battlefield tending to the wounded and anything else that was needed. The men were so appreciative of my help hauling the cannons, filling the cartridges and shooting the British that they started calling me Sergeant Molly. I was more than happy to fill in wherever there was a need. The worst day of my life was when my husband was killed when a cannon landed at his feet. I instantly ran to his side and when I saw that his life had left him, I took up where he left off. No one was going to kill my husband. Unfortunately, the British saw this side of the battle as a weak area. Our men were weak and although we had just returned from training at Valley Forge under the leadership of Baron Von Stubben, we were out numbered. The British attached as we were trying to flee the Battle of Washington--this was our last strong hold in New York, but as we were retreating, I was shot with Musket fire. I fell and passed out due to the three wounds I had, arm, chest and jaw. The British came through to see if there were any remaining men worth capturing. I remember them lifting me and looking at my pathetic sight, dropped me assuming I would be dead upon sundown. They didn't realize I was a women and a fighter. The next day, when the coast was clear, men from my regiment passed through and collected me. They took me to the corps of invalids located at West Point, NY. As I returned to health, I stayed at the Corps helping nurse others back to help. I was awarded a pension from the government, $30 and a set of clothing, or the monetary equivalent. I was the first women to be recognized for my efforts in the war. I continued to receive a government pension until my death at age 48. I am the only women to have a grave site in my honor at West Point Cemetery--US Military Academy--one of only two grave sites honoring those from the Revolutionary War. My war efforts were researched by the Daughters of the American Revolution, my original grave site exhumed and I was moved to West point. I am known as Sergeant Mary and my legacy lives on.
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Hello. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Deborah Sampson. I was born into a family of 8 brothers and sisters. My Pa ran off and my Ma died of flu. Us kids were shuttled between different family and friends my whole childhood. At the age of 16 I became an indentured servant to a local farmer in West Point , NY. I spent my summers teaching school and my winters weaving clothes for the Continental Army. I started thinking WHY can't women fight in the war? I got the idea of dressing as a man and enlisting to fight for our country. I tried out my disguise and was successful -- I became Robert Shurtlieff. In 1781 near the bank of the Hudson River I was joined to a Light Regiment under the direction of Captain George Webb. We were assigned scouting missions to see what the British were doing and give our information back to General George Washington. My fellow enlistees started calling me Sergeant Molly because of my smooth complexion and my high voice. I didn't mind, but I was extremely guarded with my secret. I avoided bathing in rivers with the guys and one time when I was hit in the groin with a musket ball, I dug it out myself to avoid being discovered. When we lined up for small pox vaccines, I lied and said I had already had small pox. For two years I had kept my secret. My greatest fear was to become unconscious. If this would happen I wouldn't be able to think quick on my feet and my secret would be discovered. With the help of our information we discovered Captain Cornwallis was at Yorktown and this was to be the last battle of the War. It was far from over at this point and it was upon one of my missions through Neutral ground when we were attacked by a band of Tories when  I received a nasty gash on the head and an injury to my thigh. I was taken to the home of a private to heal and in return was to take care of him. It was unknown to them this was a Tory Spy I had been assigned to and it was a dangerous place for me to be. His daughter and I became friends and she snuck me out in the middle of the night.  I once again escaped being discovered. Less than six months later though, on my return trip home, I fell ill to the flu epidemic raging the streets of New York. I passed out and upon returning to consciousness I had been discovered. The doctor told me he would keep his secret, but unfortunately, his daughter, who had become my nurse had fallen in love with me. The doctor wrote to my Captain of my secret--saving his daughter from shame--but handling it with grace. My Captain and my General both wrote me certificates of dismissal and honorable discharge. I married Benjamin Ganet and had three children. I was a meeker farmer's wife, but I had a story to tell. I went on tour--probably the first women ever to go on a speaking tour--and for $7 appearance I dawned my blue and white uniform, went through the 27 maneuvers of the Continental Army, asked for an apology from the American people for "swerving from the flowery path of Female delicacy" and ended up show by singing "God Save the 16 States." 

I petitioned to the Continental Congress for a pension for my time in the Continental Army. I had proof of my honorable discharge. It was due to the influence of my friend, a famous silversmith and engraver, Paul Revere that I was awarded a pension of $4/month. Mr. Revere advocated for my pension as I was a women who had married and had children as women were supposed to. He stated I believed strongly in defending our country, but once the war concluded, resumed my rightful place next to my husband. I was grateful for this money as we were very poor. It took 20 years to be awarded this money and less than 5 years later President Monroe reevaluated the Pension Bill and in 1818 I was awarded $76.80/month allowing me to pay off my debts. I passed away at the age of 66, leaving my husband Benjamin destitute. He petitioned the Continental Congress to continue giving him Deborah's pension--he was granted the money with the statement “furnished no other similar example of female heroism, fidelity and courage” I am buried in Norfolk County, Massachusetts I have engraving on both sides of my tombstone. One side is Deborah Sampson and the other is Robert Shurtlieff, American Solider. In WW II, the battleship USS Deborah Bannet was named after me.  




Sunday, March 5, 2017

Be BOARD of school!Hawaiian Bulletin Board, Spring Bulletin Board and St. Patrick's Day Bulletin Board


Thanks to Pinterest, I never have to come up with another creative idea again. J-Bird asked me if I came up with these ideas myself and I said "sorta." It is true I get my inspiration from the WWW, but I tweak it enough to call it my own....
At least this is what I tell myself. :)

We are having Cancer Awareness week March 13-17 at the Middle School and it is Hawaiian themed. The kids will be able to buy palm leaves for $1.00 and Write In Memory of on their leaves. I started the board and the kids will add to it as they sale the leaves of the tree. We had a lot of fun creating the board. We told the SRO to watch the video feeds as we are sure our board won't last the rest of the month of March. It feels like every time I turn around I am creating a new bulletin board. 


No one could figure out what the fuzzy little animals were.....I shoved the word 'bunny' into the trash. The next day I came back and found they had dug it out of the trash. Funny. Branches of government isn't quite done yet.....

Thursday, February 16, 2017

My 'boreds" at school....


So, we are having a #JagslovePets contest at school for Pet Month. I was tasked with creating a pet contest with selfies! It was a blast. I am given a theme and then I run with it. I have another Mama friend who comes up with the themes and helps me create these masterpieces. I am going to take this pet one down and take it to the elementary school to do a library board with "Pawstiviely a good read!" 

We're also celebrating Kindness Month! These were the two I created for this theme. I am finding my ideas on Pinterest, then I tweak them to make them work for my world. It helps to use my Cameo Silhouette. I am not thrilled with the new one I received for Christmas, but am learning I will just adjust the blade myself and not have to worry about it! 



Saturday, October 8, 2016

Flying Feet Agility Dog Training Champion--KENDYL!

Giving her the Mama look! She better behave or ELSE! 
Woo Hoo! We graduated puppy school last night. Trisha Koetter runs a tight ship over in the Knobs, but darn if it wasn't worth it! I was sweating it out as the past seven weeks went by and I didn't see much progress in my Golden Retriever Puppy---but alas, with one extra private lesson and practicing EVERY DAY we got it! We lost 1.5 points during class because of, not the dog, the handler!!! I even knew it when it happened.

The Entire class--minus five who didn't show up

Me and My Winner Dog!

Kendyl got 1st place in obedience and 2nd place for tricks. I was grinning like a fool and she was happy because she got food. (Girl after my own heart!)

Friday, October 7, 2016

R & R for the Mama


My trip to Baton Rouge was amazing! I arrived on a Thursday and flew out on Monday. Ryan was working 12 hour days at Exxon Chemical Plant, so I shopped, sat by the pool while reading and drinking. I do love a Bourbon Sour. It is amazing how Bourbon has become my new favorite drink. I blame this completely on the husband and the gym boyfriend! Who would have thought their enjoyment of the nasty stuff would eventually become my own? I do not like it "neat" however as it really does give you a KY hug. HA!

I'm back to reality of living the life of a Mom on Fall Break. The boys are staying up till 2 and sleeping in past noon. They are little night owls. I will be sad when school starts back up, but until then I shall enjoy the next 9 days!

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Talk Like a Pirate Day = Free Donuts

I do it every year. Don the Pirate costume for a free dozen donuts! This year I had three of us, so I got 3 dozen donuts. Last year I walked a box over to the neighbors. I did it again this year! When I rang the door bell, Squared, their 13 year old child, merely yelled--
"Dad, It's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Amy's here with donuts." CRACKED me up. He didn't even say hello or anything. What tradition have I started? Next year I'm making that kid go with me. 


Three buccaneers going for donuts!

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Costume Queen--a Pirate and an old lady costume!


I'm beginning to think I have issues. On Thursday I was Grandma Tildy and on Friday I was Captain Jack Sparrow. All in the name of reading stories to the children of the Knobs. How fun is that?

I'm glad I am done working and can focus on fun stuff around the house and for my boys. Back to laundry. I even told the boys I would make cookies today! :)

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Book Fair is taking over my life! BECOME A BOOK-A-NEER


 Okay, the fun times have begun. We are one week away from the Book Fair! I'm super excited as the theme is pirates. This is going to be a blast. We start with the coin drive this week. I am having a guessing game with Pirate booty in the library. I am going to make a large Pretzel container into a barrel and fill it with dirt and gold and beads. They will have to guess how many gold coins. Pretty Excited. We made a Pirate ship out of a box this weekend. I will try to show pictures as we go! I am sewing 5 different pirate costumes. I'm not holding my breath yet as to how they will all turn out. HA!

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

The Ninjabread Man by C.J. Leigh read by Ms. America


Okay, the recording is pretty quiet and I'm far away, but this is what I have been doing. I'm working as a sub in the library for a month while the librarian is out for a surgery and recoup time. I read the Ninja Bread Man by C.J. Leigh this past week. It is one of the books for sale in our upcoming book fair. I made a ninja costume and taught the kids how to make a Ninja head wrap with a t-shirt. It was fun! 

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Golden Retrievers grow fast!


Remember how I got a cute, little innocent Golden Retriver puppy the end of May? Well, she isn't so innocent or little anymore. We started puppy training classes with Trisha at Flying Feet Agility in the Knobs because we need to learn some manners! Look at this hot mess now!
 She just isn't so little anymore! Still adorable though! (Thank goodness!)

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Carmichael's Independent Bookstore Day, Louisville, KY

Story Time! Curious George and The Dump Truck

I do love my new job at the book store. On April 30, it was Indie Book Store Day across the nation. We made a million and one buttons to pass out FOR FREE and invited the community into the store. It was a fun day. Any time I get to wear a costume is a good day!

I drug the boys over to the store and I was glad as they were the only kids in the store. I drove 60 minutes to read a story to my kids. HA! Oh well. Prince Charming reminds me I am working at the store for fun, not for the money. And I do love the job, so it makes it worth it!

Monday, April 25, 2016

Gliding Along Above the Ohio


On our way to soccer last Saturday morning, J-Bird and I saw nine hot air balloons floating along the sky. It was a beautiful morning--around 60, no wind and just beautiful. Seeing this majestic balloons gliding through the skies was breathtaking. With the crazy drivers here and the amount of traffic, I knew I shouldn't be taking pictures while driving. I relinquished the power to J-Bird and he kept telling me to slow down. Okay, sure on an interstate with people passing me going 80. I will just slow down so he can get a picture. Honestly, I'm surprised he even got this one. 



Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Scholastic Book Fair 2016 Teacher Preview

 So here is what is consuming my life right now. Cupcakes for teachers. I barely had time to complete the Jedi Academy Party and it was on to Book Fair. I cannot wait to share ALL the work I have done with this. So excited. Tomorrow night is family night. I will post more then! :)


Sunday, April 10, 2016

The end of the Flight Unit means a visit from Amelia Earhart!

Cover art
Amelia Earhart came to town to help the kids finish off their flight unit and while she was in town she stopped by and read a story to the students. This is a fabulous way to make history come alive for the kiddos. 

I make sure when I go into the classroom I am ready to give facts and answer questions about the life I am reenacting. I had NO idea how many records Amelia Earhart made for women in the field of aviation. It was truly remarkable. The book by Brad Meltzer highlights Amelia's triumphs, but it does not discuss her disappearance or her death. I appreciated this when reading to the younger audiences--Brad's book was perfect for my kindergarten and first graders! 

The older kids got a 20 minute reenactment of Amelia's life--the 4th graders even got me for a full 45 minutes acting out her life. It was a great day to kick off Spring Break.


Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Pi Day Visitor to the Knobs

What a fun way to celebrate National Pi Day! The Excel Teachers at my school are amazing. The 4th graders were to bring a pie to help celebrate the day. They know how much I love to dress up, so a month back the math teacher asked me if I could read some Math books to the students dressed as Lady Di of Ameter. I jumped at the chance. Through the school year of costumes I learned the Head Custodian (not the PC name used these days....) was into Renaissance fairs and had mentioned she once had a plethora of costumes. Due to a flood in her basement she lost most of them, but she had a few left. I asked Ms. Mary if she had one I could borrow--not only did she have the dress, but she had a homemade crown. It was amazing. I had a long blue Rapunzel wig to go with this costume. It was a hit! 




For the 1st graders I read a different story and had so much fun telling them about ones, tens and hundreds. They are my best audience as they are used to the visits and my crazy antics.

I have two more costumes and then the year will conclude. I have even started greeting the kids in FULL costume when they come to school in the morning. What a hoot!