Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Ms. America Reviews: Emily and the Spellstone by Michael Rubens

Poor Emily just wants a phone for her birthday; she isn't even asking for a certain kind or data plan, but since her sister has to go to Physical Therapy for texting fingers, it is a lost cause for her. As she wanders angrily away from her family birthday party at the beach, she ambles along muttering to herself notions of destroying her family, when she discovers a rock....

Image result for emily and the spellstoneIn Emily and the Spellstone by Michael Rubens we are given a character who is suffering from the angst of not fitting in or feeling normal. She wants normal, but even her parents forget her true age on her birthday! She thinks all of her woes will become rainbows if she could just  have a phone. Emily can relate to most preteen kids and they will commiserate with her immediately.  Emily's unique hobby, or more of a habit at this point in her life, of collecting rocks becomes her demise as she finds an Iphone looking rock on the beach. She picks it up declaring to herself this is as good as life is going to get. She puts it haphazardly on her window seal later in the evening, not realizing the moon was the charger it needed to power on.

With the phone comes a demon protector who must do as Emily bids, but the minute he is released he will eat her. It is quite comical and the puns do not stop. Emily feels life cannot get any worse with a crazy rock phone that comes with a free demon protector, when life does. She learns she is the spellstone master and must learn the 'apps' in order to save her brother who has been kidnapped by the ultimate evil family in another dimension.

Written by a former producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Michael Ruben's  wit and comical situations allow for any Middle Grade reader to enjoy this book. Unlike others, it is a book which has no mature content and is written at a higher reading level; a perfect read for those seven and eight year olds who can read at a higher level, but content usually dictates they cannot. It is difficult to find a book where the maturity level isn't questionable for a younger child with a high reading level. This is a start of a series, so it is perfect to introduce to your 2nd and 3rd graders who can keep reading it into 6th grade.

In the classroom:
Kids love 'electronic' days. They love the days where the teacher pulls in the C.O.W. (Computers On Wheels) Cart or whatever acronym your school may use to transport electronic devices. An 'electronic day' means a day where they can touch, handle and become one with an electronic device. The youth today are tech savvy and know their way around the Internet, how to use apps and take selfies. As seen from page one it is abundantly clear Emily must have a device. Emily's struggle is real. A child without a device feels left out, neglected and not normal.

Use electronics in the classroom--if your school has them, supply them for a class period, let them bring in their own, or take turns on a computer. There are amazing tools to use in your classroom that are free. One of my favorite ones to use is Prezi.com. It has a multitude of Powerpoints already created for you to use in your classroom OR you can use their software for free for your students to create a report. Super easy to use and navigate. You can make them fancy and show off your techy skills, or you can make them simple and to the point.

Another favorite classroom tool is Khan Academy. It is wonderful for Science and Math. It allows your students to create accounts and invite a teacher (or parent) to be their coach. The Internet is a wealth of free information--good and bad---and our students today are using it.
My last tech tool which is a lifesaver is Remind.com. This tool allows you to mass text or email your parents to stay in communication with them. They also cannot email you back through this service, so they are forced to email you or talk with their child about your text/email. This is a great tool to allow your parents to know about upcoming events and no one can say, "We didn't know...." 

Emily and the Spellstone is a great read aloud as well! Some kids do not have phones, but I pretty much guarantee their parents do. Use these tools to your advantage. 

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Kansas visitors go to Holiday World!





What a fun place this Holiday World. It is located in Santa Claus, IN. This alone makes me grin from ear to ear. What a great place to call home.

It has a Water park and an Amusement Park. We spent the majority of a day here when the KS folk came to visit. It has the World's Longest Water Coaster. I didn't take pictures of that ride because I kept going on it myself. The other rides I sat and was the bag keeper, but that one was ride worthy!

The boys got along so great. I miss having friends here who I enjoy both the kids and the adults.....

Mr. A will always be my boy scout hubby and Mrs. A will always be a bestie. The boys are also my boys. They are well behaved and fun to be around. I'm blessed to have friends drive the 11 hours to come hang out with us for the week!

Painting Strips with Satin and Flat Paints


Before the fire pit/fire place project I knew I had to complete a project I started back in March--painting the guest room. We had some water damage to the wall from when we moved in. I thought I would have to replace the sheetrock and at the least use Kilz Paint. Prince Charming challenged me stating that Sherwin Williams paint would probably cover up the water stain. HE was right! (This never happens!) How dare I doubt SW Paints. They really are worth the price you pay.

I had just ran a roller over the stain and didn't do it up and down, but nope, sideways, thus forcing me to paint the entire room. NOOOOOooooooo. I have always wanted to do stripes, so now was as good as time as any. I spent Father's Day 2017 taping, measuring, taping, measuring. The room was a nice Satin and I added a beautiful flat. It coordinated with my nautical, beach loving theme. It is perfect.

I also decided the bathroom mirror needed to go. It is the Construction Grade mirror and I hate those things. I had a lovely framed mirror from Kirklands hanging out in the storage room. I took a hammer and a crowbar and removed said mirror. In the process of removing the mirror I totally destroyed the sheetrock. I had to get out the putty knife and fix/patch the damage. I then got to visit my lovely SW store and picked up paint. THEY matched 13 year old paint from a CHIP the size of a french fry. It was amazing. Matches perfectly.

I felt like a Mouse who got a cookie on this project. (Haven't read the book? You should. It is hilarious!) As I was painting around the light fixture I noticed it was rusty and horrible. Prince Charming took it down to spray paint it and fix it up again. HA! For once even he couldn't polish the turd. We went to Menards and got a new fixture. The bathroom and bedroom are done and look fantastic!

Fire place in an existing retaining wall


Well, after  sitting and starring at my retaining wall for two years and thinking a fireplace would like super nice....I decided to get to work. It was time! I put the Jedi Knights to work and while my Prince Charming couldn't help, he was at least able to cheer us all on and take a picture!

I truly think Lava rock is from the devil. I had to remove the Spirea bush, two evergreen bushes and a ton of lava rock before I was even able to get to the dirt. I decided to remove the first layer of retaining wall; I have to dig about 8" of dirt out. I have made the area 8" deep, six feet across and four feet back. ISH. I believe this is a new term of measurement. "ISH" I have researched cement rocks and what to use. I am going to use cheap ol' cinder blocks for the 3 walls of my structure. I'm going to create a base of Fire Proof Rocks from Lowes as the base. I will take more pictures tomorrow. This weekends goal was to get the hole dug. It is now done. Tomorrow we go rock/boulder shopping. The boys are less than thrilled, but too bad. They will enjoy the S'mores once it is done.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Visit to Natural Bridge with Miguel's Pizza


An amazing time was had last week when our Boyscout friends came out for the week. I'm so glad I decided to have my little guy join the world of Cub Scouts or our paths wouldn't have crossed with this family. Our boys age in range from 13, 12, 11, & 10. It is the perfect mix. They also have similar personalities, so this allows them to get along as if they are family.




We took a different path than we normally do and we got our work out on this day! This path was straight up and with slippery turf too. We managed and no one was the worse for the wear.

Natural Bridge is a nice hike for even the most out of shape. It is a little over 2 hours from our house, but the drive is not bad. It is worth it for Miguel's Pizza! It is truly delicious.

Friday, March 10, 2017

Molly Pitcher is a G.I. Joe in the Revolutionary Era

So....I love costumes. I love dressing up. I think every month should have a Halloween Day where you can dress up! If only....

So, I tell my boys teachers, if you have a lesson plan and you want someone to visit from your lesson plans circa 1800s, 1900s, etc. I'm there. I will sew a costume. I will research the person. I will reenact. It is so much fun. They truly think I'm kidding and let the opportunity escape them.

Ms. America as MTLincoln
I think I badgered Obe Wan's teachers so much that she took pity on me and allowed me into the classroom. I became Molly Pitcher. She gave me the option of Molly or Abigial Adams. Psheesh. No way was I doing a President's Wife....I have already done Mary Todd Lincoln enough times....  This is me on February 20 for President's Day. I went to the elementary school and read "Mr. Lincoln's Whiskers" by Karen B. Winnick. Great book, but wanted something a bit fresh....

So, I decided to research Molly Pitcher. What an adventure this turned out to become! She isn't really real. WHAT?!?! Yep, she is thought to be one person, but is actually three....

I compiled research from places. I didn't keep track, so I apologize, as there isn't a Works Cited page. I am stating this upfront, so please check your own sources if you do a research paper on her. This is my speech. It is rough as I did a lot of adlib as I went. I rehearsed about a million times and got it down to around 25 minutes. I changed my voice and accent each time. It was a lot of fun!


Hello! I'd like to introduce myself to you, I'm Mary Ludwig Hays. I was born in October of 1754 in Trenton NJ. Man, I hated school and I just downright hated being proper. I started sneaking out of school and hanging out with the boys. They taught me to smoke and to chew tobaky. I learned a whole new language from them and started using words not proper to a lady--so I'll say excuse me in advance as I just can't help meself. I got myself in a bad way, so I had to quick like marry the babies dad, William Hays, the town barber. He knew he was gonna be shamed, so he enlisted as a gunner in the Continental Army under Captain Francis Proctor--a descent of William Proctor. I weren't gonna leave my man by himself, so me and the babe went with him. We traveled all over the damn country--me with the babes and helping take care of the men. We were under the direction of General George Washington. Us women, we did the washing, mending and all the cooking. They was princes even on the road and I didn't right care for that, but the women in charge of us, some women who thought she was better than all of us, Martha Washington, since her husband was the general, she told me it was best for me to run off some of my attitude hauling the pitcher of water to the men. I'd fill up me pitcher and haul it up and down the line. It was the beginning of May when we were under fire--it was Monmouth, NJ and it was hotter than hell. We were on our 60th day of over 100 degree heat. The men kept yelling, Molly Pitcher. I'd no more get down to one side of the men and give them a drink, then I'd hear Molly Pitcher--damn men didn't even remember my name--MARY! I'd throw some water on the cannons to keep them cool, when I noticed down the line, William, had done gone and passed out! Holy hell. I ran down to his gun, I figured he'd get his sorry ass up, but the damn British had to go.  I started loading the cartridge with powder to shove in the cannon when I felt my skirt lifting off the ground, what the h***, I looked down expecting to sock some men in the face, when I realized a cannon had whizzed right between my legs. Thankfully it didn't go any higher, and I went right back to work. Another Sergeant witnessed the cannon between my legs and recorded it in his journal. We didn't win the Battle of Monmouth, we lost more damn men, around 153 to only 16 being actually injured. Thanks to my wuss of a husband, William and I went home. 44 years after the war was concluded I was awarded $40 annual pension for my contributions to the war. Who would have thought I'd have money and even a statue with my name Molly Pitcher underneath it in
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Ms. America as Molly Pitcher--Having fun with PhotoShop!
Hello--I'd like to introduce myself to you, my name is Margaret Corbin. My husband, John, and myself enlisted in the 1st Company of the Pennsylvania Artillery under the direction of Captain Francis Proctor who was lead by one of the greatest men in history, General George Washington. I did not want my husband to fight alone, and since we didn't have any children, I also dawned a uniform and fought right beside my husband. I was a trained nurse and found myself on the battlefield tending to the wounded and anything else that was needed. The men were so appreciative of my help hauling the cannons, filling the cartridges and shooting the British that they started calling me Sergeant Molly. I was more than happy to fill in wherever there was a need. The worst day of my life was when my husband was killed when a cannon landed at his feet. I instantly ran to his side and when I saw that his life had left him, I took up where he left off. No one was going to kill my husband. Unfortunately, the British saw this side of the battle as a weak area. Our men were weak and although we had just returned from training at Valley Forge under the leadership of Baron Von Stubben, we were out numbered. The British attached as we were trying to flee the Battle of Washington--this was our last strong hold in New York, but as we were retreating, I was shot with Musket fire. I fell and passed out due to the three wounds I had, arm, chest and jaw. The British came through to see if there were any remaining men worth capturing. I remember them lifting me and looking at my pathetic sight, dropped me assuming I would be dead upon sundown. They didn't realize I was a women and a fighter. The next day, when the coast was clear, men from my regiment passed through and collected me. They took me to the corps of invalids located at West Point, NY. As I returned to health, I stayed at the Corps helping nurse others back to help. I was awarded a pension from the government, $30 and a set of clothing, or the monetary equivalent. I was the first women to be recognized for my efforts in the war. I continued to receive a government pension until my death at age 48. I am the only women to have a grave site in my honor at West Point Cemetery--US Military Academy--one of only two grave sites honoring those from the Revolutionary War. My war efforts were researched by the Daughters of the American Revolution, my original grave site exhumed and I was moved to West point. I am known as Sergeant Mary and my legacy lives on.
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Hello. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Deborah Sampson. I was born into a family of 8 brothers and sisters. My Pa ran off and my Ma died of flu. Us kids were shuttled between different family and friends my whole childhood. At the age of 16 I became an indentured servant to a local farmer in West Point , NY. I spent my summers teaching school and my winters weaving clothes for the Continental Army. I started thinking WHY can't women fight in the war? I got the idea of dressing as a man and enlisting to fight for our country. I tried out my disguise and was successful -- I became Robert Shurtlieff. In 1781 near the bank of the Hudson River I was joined to a Light Regiment under the direction of Captain George Webb. We were assigned scouting missions to see what the British were doing and give our information back to General George Washington. My fellow enlistees started calling me Sergeant Molly because of my smooth complexion and my high voice. I didn't mind, but I was extremely guarded with my secret. I avoided bathing in rivers with the guys and one time when I was hit in the groin with a musket ball, I dug it out myself to avoid being discovered. When we lined up for small pox vaccines, I lied and said I had already had small pox. For two years I had kept my secret. My greatest fear was to become unconscious. If this would happen I wouldn't be able to think quick on my feet and my secret would be discovered. With the help of our information we discovered Captain Cornwallis was at Yorktown and this was to be the last battle of the War. It was far from over at this point and it was upon one of my missions through Neutral ground when we were attacked by a band of Tories when  I received a nasty gash on the head and an injury to my thigh. I was taken to the home of a private to heal and in return was to take care of him. It was unknown to them this was a Tory Spy I had been assigned to and it was a dangerous place for me to be. His daughter and I became friends and she snuck me out in the middle of the night.  I once again escaped being discovered. Less than six months later though, on my return trip home, I fell ill to the flu epidemic raging the streets of New York. I passed out and upon returning to consciousness I had been discovered. The doctor told me he would keep his secret, but unfortunately, his daughter, who had become my nurse had fallen in love with me. The doctor wrote to my Captain of my secret--saving his daughter from shame--but handling it with grace. My Captain and my General both wrote me certificates of dismissal and honorable discharge. I married Benjamin Ganet and had three children. I was a meeker farmer's wife, but I had a story to tell. I went on tour--probably the first women ever to go on a speaking tour--and for $7 appearance I dawned my blue and white uniform, went through the 27 maneuvers of the Continental Army, asked for an apology from the American people for "swerving from the flowery path of Female delicacy" and ended up show by singing "God Save the 16 States." 

I petitioned to the Continental Congress for a pension for my time in the Continental Army. I had proof of my honorable discharge. It was due to the influence of my friend, a famous silversmith and engraver, Paul Revere that I was awarded a pension of $4/month. Mr. Revere advocated for my pension as I was a women who had married and had children as women were supposed to. He stated I believed strongly in defending our country, but once the war concluded, resumed my rightful place next to my husband. I was grateful for this money as we were very poor. It took 20 years to be awarded this money and less than 5 years later President Monroe reevaluated the Pension Bill and in 1818 I was awarded $76.80/month allowing me to pay off my debts. I passed away at the age of 66, leaving my husband Benjamin destitute. He petitioned the Continental Congress to continue giving him Deborah's pension--he was granted the money with the statement “furnished no other similar example of female heroism, fidelity and courage” I am buried in Norfolk County, Massachusetts I have engraving on both sides of my tombstone. One side is Deborah Sampson and the other is Robert Shurtlieff, American Solider. In WW II, the battleship USS Deborah Bannet was named after me.  




Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Creative Cougar Contest at School!

Our elementary school has a contest for decorating the Cougars on the walls. J-Bird, with two of his classmates, decided to adopt a Cougar. For the cost of $20, I bought a Cougar my kid, and his friends, could decorate. The theme was a book character. They selected 'Big Nate.' Thank goodness for my hording of crafting supplies. We were able to make a Cougar turn into Big Nate. Sad to say, they didn't win, but as you can see, they had a good time. The money raised went to our 'Blessings in a Back Pack.' This funds food for kiddos who don't have any. Great cause-lots of fun!