Thursday, March 3, 2016

ISTEP Testing Cards for well wishes!

So, the teachers requested the parents write notes or send well wishes for the State Testing this week. I would rather poke my eye out than worry about state testing. I will do what we do everyday. They will get a good night's sleep, they will eat breakfast and I will tell them to do their best. This is the same thing everyday. It should be a given, but apparently this is not the normal parenting practice. I knew I wasn't normal, but geez. Well, both my boys are in to rap and watching STU-PID videos with their father on YouTube. One of the latest trends is watching a video about a guy who says "Deez Nuts." Preview this video: 

So, I told J-Bird I was going to make a card with a picture of "DEEZ NUTS!" I was going to draw a penis and testicles and tell him about "DEEZ NUTS!" He was aghast and SO worried I was going to do this! I promised him I was doing it. I was going to put DEEZ Nuts in a card..... 
 
Is this too Funny or what? I was pretty proud of myself!

So, what you do for one, you must do for the other. So, Obe Wan is into this rap song! (I know, crazy  right?) He likes Snoop Dogg's Smokin' Weed Everyday. It is extremely foul and he is only allowed to listen to the edited version which means half the words are missing. He thinks it is Hi-larious to say "Smokin' Weed Everyday." He giggles EVERY time. So, I told him I was going to make him a card with pictures of weed on the front. I was very careful of my word choice. They have been working on poetry even class. I told him I was going to write a poem about WEED. I even promised him I was going to write weed everyday. AND a promise is sacred in our world. He was pooping his pants today. My two Jedi Knights were more worried about my cards than the test. If their teachers wanted them distracted, I get Mother Of the YEAR award for this one!

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